Ashy Macbean's cartoon page

This page is part of my on-line vegetarian cookbook. These are all cartoons I've drawn myself, though I can't say all the jokes are original. Most are. Nessie and Yozhik are all mine, for sure - every bit of them. Some of the others, I've heard in the way that you often hear a joke: somebody tells it, then you hear it again in a different form and you can't remember where and when you first heard it. I put them into cartoons if I think I'm significantly adding something by putting a picture to the joke. Sometimes I've used an old worn joke and given it a new twist. Occasionally, I've made up an original joke, drawn a cartoon, and then heard or read what I thought was my joke somewhere else. But, have a browse and decide for yourself. Some you'll like, some will make you groan and some will make you wonder why I bothered. I'll tell you why: I like drawing wee pictures - always have.

Drosophila #5 Cookbook clichés #1 Drosophila #4 Drosophila #1 Drosophila #2 Drosophila #3 The goldfish lexicon 6 The goldfish lexicon 7 The goldfish lexicon 1 The goldfish lexicon 2 The goldfish lexicon 3 A bovine joke with a Scottish accent Yozhik the famous coconut part 8 Yozhik the famous coconut part 9 Butterflies 2 Flatmates 2 Beansprouts The universal direction finder Moose Small furry animals Animal sounds What next? Caring for the elderly? At the doctor's The press gang Born again The foxes graveyard revisited The foxes graveyard A balanced view? Hunting nostalgia What's wrong with drag hunting? Fox hunting -when the killing stops More sheep thoughts Political animals 2 Political animals Flatmates Sweet tooth Sheep thoughts Penguin number 3 Penguin number 2 Penguin number 1 Cat tales 2 Midnight in Gotham City

parts 1 2 3 4   parts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9      # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7  # 1 2 3 4 5 Open season Cold war Going green Last orders 2 Nessie 4 On the bus Falling standards Last orders Centipedes The caring airline 2 The caring airline Butterflies Nessie 3 When is lunchtime? Looking forward to the festive season Fighting hedgehog Cat tales Nessie 2 A quick bite More goldfish Fly parental advice Nostalgic fly The morning after the night before.. Why be a vegetarian? The three bears Nessie 1 Polar bears The tale of the wide-mouth frog Silly monkey? A bird's-eye view The feelgood factor Beach barbecue Animal Krackers Soup Worms Goldfish Why wear fur? A birding joke Rabbits' feet Chameleon Fox hunting - for or against? Coconuts Scottish salmon